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Ich bin der Duckmeister!

Ich bin der Duckmeister!

I hardly ever watch TV anymore because it bores me; but I used to like Survivor. 24 and The Amazing Race. One of my all-time favorite series was City Confidential on A&E.  I hated Love American Style when I was a kid, because my big sister always had to watch it, but I liked The Courtship of Eddie's Father, The Flying Nun, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

My Momma made me dress like something from The Mod Squad so I hated that show too. 
I love cards, any kind of card game. I also like a lot of board games and tile games, especially Mah-Jongg. I like puters--where would I be without my good ol puter; and I'm also a professional snipe hunter here in the Florida everglades, 'cause I love hiking, day trips and the great outdoors. My mother caught me playing with my sister's Barbie one time when I was young; but other than that, I turned out okay.

My musical tastes are somewhat  eclectic-- Country, Folk, Bluegrass, Rockabilly, Gospel, R&B, Oldies, Jazz Vocals, Retro Lounge...a little of everything.

My favorite singer is Dusty Springfield--she managed to do it all back in the day when no woman in the music industry was allowed to do it all.

Some of my favorite sayings:  
"If it rubs the cat the wrong way, let the cat turn around."
"If the shoe fits, wear it. If it don't fit, then don't put it on."
"Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations."
Hey, remember that motorcycle movie, "On Any Sunday"? Oh, what a great movie. Remember like, when all those guys were trying to see who could get their dirt bike up to the top of that big, steep, muddy mountain? Remember? And they couldn't do it, so they would like slide backward down the muddy mountainside and their bikes would fall on top of them and bleem them in the head? You remember that? Wasn't that kewl? That was awesome.

Hey, do you remember "porks chops and applesauce" from the Brady Bunch? Do you remember that? Wasn't that kewl? That was awesome. You remember "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" when Jan was like going through Middle Child Syndrome and an inferiority complex? You remember? Wasn't that kewl? That was so awesome.

I like all kinds of books. Books and java; java and books. Sometimes when I go into a library or a bookstore, I have to like pee all the sudden real bad because I get so excited by all the books. Does that like ever happen to you? Some of my favorite genres would be action/adventure, spy/espionage thrillers, biographies, spirituality and, of course, humor...can't forget the humor. I also like write stuff sometimes.

I remember like there was this one time when I was growing up and our house had real wood panelling and I like learned this new word that started with an "F" that I thought was real kewl and I like carved it into the wood panelling in my bedroom and moved my bed against the wall so it would hide it and then went outside and carved it into the brand new cherry red trailer that my mom had just bought. Did you ever do stuff like that?

That doesn't like make me a bad person or anything I don't think because I was able to blame it on my foster brother and I hated him anyways so it all worked out.

"Plausible deniability" refers to the denial of blame in loose and informal chains of command where upper rungs quarantine the blame to the lower rungs. In the case that illegal or otherwise disreputable and unpopular activities become public, high-ranking officials may deny any awareness of such act or any connection to the agents used to carry out such act.

In politics and espionage, deniability refers to the ability of a "powerful player" or actor to avoid "blowback" by secretly arranging for an action to be taken on their behalf by a third party-ostensibly unconnected with the major player. In political campaigns, plausible deniability enables candidates to stay "clean" and denounce ads that use unethical approaches or innuendo based on opposition research.

Keep that in mind, okay? Cause it just might come in handy some day, kay? Like if you become a G-Man and do a spy mission or something in a shady part of the world or in the underworld or in scuzzy Las Vegas, K?

I've got a thing for skyscrapers, locomotives, old cigar boxes and vintage postcards.
 
Two co-eds were trying to see who could get Chad to go out with them first. In a fit of jealousy, Susan sent an anonymous e-mail to Jenna that said, "Forward this e-mail to all your contacts! Look out for the dangerous 'Secret Santa' e-card virus..."
 
Alpha Hydroxy Acids and Beta Hydroxy Acids can dramatically improve the look and feel of your skin once you understand what they are and how to use them.
 
Is there such a thing as a safe political speech? With Speech-O-Matic one can at least come close. Here are a few pointers for a foolproof political speech followed up by a generic political speech for you to practice on.
 
Do you have your MySpace layout all ready to go for Thanksgiving this year? If not, I have reviewed several MySpace Thanksgiving layout sites for you. I have provided the links for you, so that all you need to do is pick one that you like.
 
I have sifted through hundreds of internet reference resources to come up with this list of ten that are most beneficial to students of all ages in terms of ease of use, clarity and brevity.
der duck.meister
So I had a talk with my fianceé last night...
She said to me, "Before we get married, there's something that I think you should know: I've got acute angina."
"Well I should soy-tainly hope so," I replied, "Because your face sure ain't nothin' to look at."
I like long time the original movie version of Wuthering Heights (black & white); Dr. Strangelove; The Blues Brothers; movies with lots of car chases; movies where people fall in love and then die; espionage and spy movies--all of the original James Bond movies with Sean Connery were dope (did I just say "dope"?)  My Favorite Movie Quote: "Now, I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them...and that ain't bad." (Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks)
 
This is why dogs bite their owners
This is why dogs bite their owners
 
 This is why cats bite their owners
This is why cats bite their owners